Pearls of Wisdom

Here are some gems from the 'future' (God help) PM of India;

Congress is not a party, it's a family. The Congress is called the party, but it is actually a family. In fact, it is the world's biggest family - It has to be the biggest family alright,  if one were to consider the womanizing of Nehru, Sanjay and himself.

Five years from now, we need to prepare 40 to 50 politicians, who will be in a position to run loot the country. If someone asks us what does the Congress do, our reply should be that we prepare leaders who will take care of  spoil India's future."   

We will champion the voice of every Indian: In 1947, India was liberated not by arms but by non-violence and through the voice of the people. The Congress said we will use non-violence and sent the British home. Gandhiji's successors ensured democracy was the bedrock of our Constitution. Every Indian is going to be supported by the Congress, no matter what caste, religion. The Green Revolution restored the voice of the farmer (who is committing suicides by droves now); the IT revolution literally gave people the voice (Voice chat?).  Manmohan Singhji unleashed the voice of thousands by giving entrepreneurial rights (which has turned into a howl of anguish after 2 decades).Voices of thousands are telling us that India's governmental system is stuck in the past and is a system that dis-empowers. Why is our youth angry? (Because we are ruled by Assholes like you) Because they are alienated as the powerful drive around in cars with red beacons (So do you, and your esteemed Brother in Law AH). The corrupt stand up and talk about eradicating corruption (As you are doing now). Those who disrespect women every day talk about women's rights ( Is it because there was a rape case against you, that you didnt talk about Women's rights?). We will champion the voice of every single Indian.- And you will do this by enacting the Right to Voice Act 2013

Last night everyone congratulated me. But last night, my mother came to my room and she sat with me and she cried. ( She cried thinking the misfortune of having a dumb idiot like you as son) She cried cause she can see that the power can be poison (and she wants to give you that, so that you can drink and die ASAP). She can see it because she is not attached to it (Nope she is not attached to it, she is just embdedded to it). Don't chase power (Chase only girls in Columbia or Dubai or Italy or wherever you fly off to every week) for the attribute of power but use it to empower the world.

If you want peace, be prepared for war

In a village there entered a poisonous snake. It  would attack and bite people at random. Many were bitten and some of them died also. The villagers were upset about it. But none dared to come near the snake for the sake of his own life.

Once a Sadhu visited the village. The villagers approached the Sadhu and told him that how badly they were scared of the poisonous snake that had entered their village and bitten many and is now hiding somewhere in the village itself.


Sadhu possessed certain supernatural powers. He could even talk to the beasts and reptiles. Through his inner vision, he came to know where the snake was hiding. He approached the snake and commandingly advised him that he should not bite anyone in the village henceforth. The snake obeyed. The Sadhu told the villagers that they should not worry anymore. The snake will never bite them hereafter.

Exactly as the Sadhu had assured them, the snake stopped biting them. The fear that the villagers had of the snake, was gone. Now nobody bothered about the snake anymore. The children were playing and hitting it with the stones. Though the snake was wounded badly, yet it did not bite anyone.

After sometime, the same Sadhu visited the village again. He saw that the snake was badly wounded. The Sadhu approached it and asked how is it that you in such a pitiable condition.

The snake replied, "Sir this is all due to your command. Ever since I stopped biting they have started treating me like this".

The Sadhu at-once remarked, "You fool, I stopped you from biting but not from hissing. Had you been hissing at them, they wouldn’t have harmed you in this manner.’

There is a common saying ‘If you want peace, be prepared for war.’ But it does not mean you harm anyone. It only means that you always remain prepared to safeguard your ownself, your own nation.

This Story is applicable to the current situation of India viz a viz Pakistan. We have one of the better armies in the World, which can hiss and bite. But our Political leadership is like the Sadhu, who advises the Snake to not bite, and allow it to be beaten blue by the Pakistanis, time and again.

The whole of India is clamouring for India to bite in retaliation for the inhuman beheading of our Jawan. Forget biting, will India at least 'hiss'. The 'Eunuches' ruling our Country can't even dream of doing it. What a pity!!! We need to negotiate peace from a position of strength. But we are compromising every single time Pakistan misbehaves, and they are getting bolder. When will we have a leader who has some spine?

2013 is here

"Bhavathe api noothana samvathsarasya shubhaashayaha" .