Wednesday 13 March 2013

'Consequences' for our PM

Naval guards issue: "If Italy does not keep its word, there will be consequences", PM says


I visualized the scenario of our 'brave' PM talking tough to Italians

MMS - "You better send the Marines back"
Italians - "What will you do if we dont?"
MMS- "I will do what I did to the Americans, Pakistanis"
Italians- "And what did you do to them?"
MMS- "You dont know?"
Italians- "No we dont"
MMS- "So you dont know what we did to the Pakistanis who killed our soldiers and people?"
Italians- (Yawn) "No. Please enlighten us"
MMS - "I am warning you. Dont make me do it again"
Italians - (Silence)
MMS - "I am warning you one final time. Dont force my hand"
Italians- (Silence)
MMS- "My Government will do everything which is in its power to bring the Marines back"
MMS- "We will not accept this insult"
MMS-"We will not take it lying down"
MMS- "We will, We will, ..........................errr..........."
(Ring........Ring.........Mobile rings)
MMS- "Yes Ma'am, No Ma'am, But Ma'am, .......Ok Ma'am, I will Ma'am. Whatever you say Ma'am. I will handle the job personally Ma'am. I am fully aware of the 'consequences' if I don't do your bidding Ma'am. Sorry Ma'am"
(Disconnects the phone and talks to his team)
MMS- "Let us teach the Italians a lesson. Let us do to them what we did to Quotrochi and Warren Anderson, and also sign 3 Defence deals with the Italians"

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