Sunday, 23 July 2017

Nothing in his Head


"Rahul Gandhi convened a meeting of Gujarat Congress leaders post Vaghela exit. When Rahul Gandhi asked about the bearing of Vaghela's exit, Gujarat Congress leaders assured him that his quitting the party will have no effect on the party's performance in the Assembly polls slated for November-December"
They are correct. Of course it will have no effect whatsoever. Does it matter when you get single digit seats in any case?
 
Congressmen must be feeling as hopeless as Federer's opponents these days! They just turn up to get thrashed.
 
 
"Nitish Kumar asks Rahul Gandhi to stop defending ‘tainted’ Lalu Prasad Yadav family, asks to clarify stand on RJD"
 
Nitish has always been an over optimistic guy. He even believed when everyone told him he is Prime Ministerial material! Just imagine what would happen if Rahul stops defending 'tainted' guys! Mind boggling! Starting from his Father, Mother, himself, his Sister, his infamous Brother in Law, P Chidambaram, Ahmed Patel and all the crooks in his party.......the list is endless. Rahul runs away to Europe when faced with a small problem. By asking him to 'Stop defending tained', Nitish is virtually condemning him to 'Escape to Jupiter' at the earliest.
 
"Emperor is naked but nobody has the courage to tell him"- Rahul Gandhi.
Err. Can someone tell me whether I am wearing any dress or not? I cannot feel it - Rahul Gandhi, as an aside.
 
On this topic, the best job in the world is that of Jairam Ramesh, the alleged speech writer of Rahul Gandhi. He can write whatever rubbish he wants, and be sure that Pappu will mouth those inanities without batting an eyelid, and without understanding a word of it.
 
The biggest idiots are the Chinese Embassy guys in Delhi. To imagine the Ambassador of China invited this idiot for a Chinese lunch or dinner to discuss the Doklam standoff is to suspend one's credulity. All that our Pappu knows can be written on the back of a Postage Stamp, and even then you can  have enough space to write the address of his houses in India and Europe.
 
I am reminded of a joke when I think of Rahul Gandhi.
 
25 years ago, we had a loud mouth Operations Manager from Andhra Pradesh in HPCL. He had a head ache and had gone for a head scan. We were all relaxing in the evening, when someone queried about the result of the Scan. The reply was a classic "Oh. The Scan is over. They found nothing in his head"
 

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