Financial Market Stability:- SNAFU (Situation Normal All F**cked Up)
Government Bailout Package:- Source of non returnable funds for paying Executive Bonuses
Debt :- Money borrowed without any intention of repaying
Hedge Funds :- Black Hole
Interest Rates :- Something the Central Banks slash regularly when they dont know what else to do
Auditors :- Partners in Crime (No wonder all audit firms are Partnership firms and have Partners)
Stock Market :- A facility that is used to measure the ability of the common man to absorb various degrees of Shock
CEO :- Chief Executioner Officer
Assets :- Tangible things supposedly owned by the Company that is inflated in value by nx times
Old Formula :- Assets = Liabilities
New Formula :- Liabilities + Losses + Executive Bonuses = Government Bailout Package
Downsizing (ditto Re organizing) :- Sacking of junior staff
Cost Cutting:- Reducing the salary of Junior Staff
Invest Money :- Money in Vest ( of course, in the Vest of the banker, idiot)
Board of Directors :- The proverbial three monkeys - See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil
