Saturday, 30 May 2009
Alternate to ceremonial nonsense
Thursday, 28 May 2009
Seven recurrent blunders as identified by Ganndhiji
- wealth without work,
- pleasure without conscience,
- knowledge without character,
- commerce without morality,
- science without humanity,
- worship without sacrifice, and
- politics without principles.
–Mohandas K. Gandhi
Wednesday, 27 May 2009
Marketing bloomers
But one would expect top companies, especially trans-naitonals, who spent millions of Rupees on Marketing Research not to goof up!
Tuesday, 26 May 2009
Allow me to enjoy a private victory
I am savouring a rare moment of success. Success achieved through the deft and patient handling of a tricky situation that lasted almost two years. It is moments like these that vindicates the faith I have in myself and people. It is a personal and private victory, but it was worth it. Let me enjoy this moment.
Blog will be back tomorrow.
Monday, 25 May 2009
Dignified leadership even in defeat
There was an empty feeling after the IPL season 1 last year. At the end of last years IPL one was left wondering what to do with the evenings till the next IPL. Somehow, this years IPL, when it ended, brought a sigh of relief - that it was over after all. Not that the matches were less entertaining, in fact they were more entertaining as there was an even contest between the bat and the ball most of the times unlike last year, but somehow this seasons IPL did not stay in the mind.
If last years IPL was all about the dynamic showmanship leadership of the charismatic Shane Warne, this yeat it was all about the dignified senior statesman and leader par excellent-Anil Kumble. True, he lost in the final, but how.
Kumble, written off as unfit for 20-20 cricket, took over an under achieving Banglore Royal Challengers team from a totally demotivated, highly priced Kevin Peterson, who has been a unmitigated disaster as a Captain and a Player. The team was set to repeat its last years 7th position standings. Kumble, put some spine into the team, gave them self confidence and led them from front.
The final illustrates the greatness of Kumble. He took upon himself the challenge of bowling the first over to a rampaging Gilchrist. I had wagered a bet that Kumble will open the bowling and get Gilchrist, also that Gilly wont reach double figures. The second ball was a gem. Pitched outside the left handers leg stump, it was a googly (so difficult to turn when the ball is brand new) that pitched, beat Gillys flashing blade and took out the leg stump. Again Kumble came back to clean bowl Symonds who was looking dangerous. Finally, he brought himself on at the fag end when Rohit Sharma was going great guns, deceived him in the flight and took him out followed by Venugopal Rao. 4-16 in 4 overs was a stupendous effort from the old warrior.
It is a pity that he ended up on the losing side. Most of the times, we tend to pay attention only to the tantrum throwers and people who beat their chest, whether in the sports field or in our workplace. The silent, dignified, hard working leader is left unnoticed, till the day he either resigns or retires. Then there is a vaccum and we regret that we have all along taken him for granted and his value is undestood only in his absence. Kumble epitomises that.
Dignity - in life, victory or defeat. That is what Kumbles of this world represents and we are thankful to them for that. Not for Kumble the temper tantrums of Yuvraj (Yuvi as a captain has been a disaster, just look at the way he bad mouths his players and most of the time he couldnt even remember some of his Indian Players names), or the cowardly act of Harbhajan (he took care not to bowl to rampaging batsmen throught the IPL), reprehensible behaviour of Sreesanth, the overhyped aura of Dhoni and Sehway, the arrongance of Rohit Sharma or Virat Kohli. Kumble, in contrast put his hand up when it mattered, stood like a rock and backed his team to the hilt. The turn around of his team is what legends are made of. No wonder, for a legend was responsible for it.
It is a privilege to have watched such a great competitor and a gentlemen in my life time.
Thank you Anil Kumble, for restoring the faith in dignified leadership and competitiveness.
Sunday, 24 May 2009
New Cabinet -1
Thursday, 21 May 2009
Organized Retail in India -RIP?
We saw retail chains coming up in many parts of India. True, they were no patch for what exists overseas. Space limitations, cramped layouts, limited choice, dubious quality of products and hazardous billing procedure turned away the consumers. Our organized retail forgot the cardinal principle of Super market buying. Shopping has to be an experience in a Super Market and not an ordeal, as is the case in many Indian Super Markets.
The Super Market concept thrives on high volumes. It also meant that in a Country like India, so used to the mom and pop shops, there has to be a Consumer Behaviour Change for the concept to become successful. The volume has to come from the middle class, who wont mind buying for Rs 200 per day, for a month but would shrink at spending Rs 5000 for the same goods once in a month, the latter the bread and butter of Supermarkets. Any behavioural change has to be over a minimum 5-7 years span. The super market chains that started initially just did not have the staying power. The overheads were high, mainly electricity charges and rent, making the concept unsustainable. Added to this is the fact that the business model that exists today is a low asset based one. The space is rented, the inventory in the super markets not paid for in advance. The finanical institutions who funded the project initially are fighting shy of this sector once it became clear that the model is not a profit making one and the risk for them is high in view of the lack of asset coverage. Big Bazar started closing shops and now Subhiksha, one of the pioneers and better run super market chains enjoying good brand equity, is on the verge of liquidation after incurring a loss of Rs 800 crores. Even Reliance has not been doing well. The root cause lies in that these so called Super Markets are more like mini markets. The future lies in 2 or at the most 3 major hyper markets per major town. But considering the time it takes to move from one end of a city to another (even in C class cities) due to heavy traffic, I am not sure even this will be a good idea.
So is it back to the neighbourhood shop? Only time will tell.
Wednesday, 20 May 2009
Of bald head and pot belly
Many make fun of my bald, pot bellied, rotund figure. Not that I care a fig about how I look. But there are certain advantages I have over others because of my Assets(!).
Take the bald head for example. I need to cut my hair only once in 4 months and dont have to worry about greying. Drying my hair after a headbath is very easy. All I have to do is to pass a hand over the head from front to back. No towels and no worried looks at hair stuck to the towels. Hair oils and Shampoos purchased last a life time. And of course, I dont need a comb or a hair brush. And above all I dont have to worry about missus getting lost in a crowd in a shopping mall. All she had to do is to look around at eye level and watch out for a nice reflection from my shining pate. There is a huge plus point. The receding hair line results in an extended forehead that gives me a 'Bujee' look (For the uninitiated, Bujee is a short form for Budhi Jeevi in Malayalam, or a more realistice 'Intellectual Ass Hole' in English). This helps a lot especially when you are working as a Senior Management Professional, essentially advising Top Management on Strategy or when you are working as a Management Teacher. People swallow whatever you tell as gospels truth, since in their view you are a Bujee.
The main benefit of having a pot belly is while travelling economy class in an airplane. The Economy Class seats have a contraption called Tray Table that enables one to place the meal tray in front of you and eat. One needs to be a master acrobat and a wizard in tummy tucking to use it. Sometimes I have wondered whether the airlines have deliberately designed the Tray Table so that the passenger is forced to take in his stomach while eating, resulting in reduced intake. Anyway, I have no such problems. I just sit normally, do not open the tray table, but rather ask the Air Hostess to put the tray on the natural table, i.e my pot belly. I do get envied looks from my co-passengers struggling with their tray tables and meals.
Tuesday, 19 May 2009
Lest we also follow the same path
The tragedy of his death is that the plight of the Tamils in Srilanka is worse off than what it was, when he created LTTE. In the euphoria of the Srilankan Armies victory over LTTE, one must not forget how it all started - the blatant discrimination by the Sinhalese majority against the Tamil Minorities in Srilanka. It is not as if Tamils are such a minority in Srilanka. They form a majority in the North and the North East. They have been terrorised and systematically discriminated against by the Sinhalese over the years. The long drawn LTTE guerilla warfare has also ensured that millions of Tamils have nothing to look forward to other than the doles handed out by the Srilankan Government. It is a pathetic situation. In Prabhakaran and LTTE, they had a voice, however misguided both might be. Now, they are at the complete mercy of the majority who have a vendetta against them.
Ditto the plight of Hindus in Pakistan, hindus in Bangladesh, people of Indian origin in Fiji, Tamilians in Malaysia. But in India? Our own Prime Minister said openly that the minority community enjoys the First benefit of the nations resources, majority community be damned.
Our Country has not gone the neighbours ways because of the tolerence imbibed in our national psyche. We see nothing but failed Nations around us - Pakistan, Afghanistan, Myanmar, Nepal, Bangladesh, Srilanka. Slowly but steadily, the undermining of the institutional fabric by the powers that be, and playing mischief with the religious feelings will ensure India is also not very far from joining the above list. The time to act is now. Tomorrow may be too late.
Monday, 18 May 2009
Passport and Visa
Trivia time again.
We take so many things for granted in life. An international traveller lives and dies by the words, Passport and Visa. I thought the Passport orginated from sea travel as a document that allows a person to Pass a Port. I couldnt be more wrong.
I was surprised to learn that its origin has its roots from a medieval document required to pass through the gate ("porte") of a city wall. In medieval Europe such documents were issued to travelers by local authorities, and generally contained a list of towns and cities into which a document holder was permitted to pass. On the whole, documents were not required for travel to sea ports, which were considered open trading points, but documents were required to travel inland from sea ports. Thus the Passport meant that it allows one to Pass the Porte (gate).
Now to Visa. The word Visa has its origin in Latin word - charta visa, lit, meaning "paper that has been seen. It is an indication that a person is authorized to enter the country which "issued" the visa, subject to permission of an immigration official at the time of actual entry. Of course we know the second part of it, but not the origin of the word
Sunday, 17 May 2009
Election Results
Election results are out. UPA has come back with a substantial increase in seats. At least they will be rid of the baggages of the left and other parasites to a large extend. Let us see if Congress can give us a better governance than what it was. But Congress is in a Catch-22 situation. They had done some sleight of the hand accounting during the last few years that ensured that lot of expenses are defered to 2010 and 2011, hoping against hope that another government will bear this cross. Now, this profligacy will haunt them.
I would say this is a mature verdict given by the Indian Voter. They have punished the BJP for being inactive as an opposition during the past five years and for projecting a 81 year old as PM. BJP did not provide an attractive alternative to the voters and they lost. And they still did not give Congress and UPA a clear majority, thus putting them on notice
I would be dishonest if I were to tell you that am not unhappy with the results. I still feel Congress is bad for the Country, but my countrymen dont seem to think so. I have no choice to bow to the superior wisdom of the voters
Friday, 15 May 2009
Pure Genius
Yesterday was a case in point of what a leader should be. Warne picked up a severe hamstring injury in the previous match and was ruled out of the whole IPL. But hey presto! There he was. Thigh tightly strapped, not wanting to lose the one chance to take on his nemesis - Sachin Tendulkar. RR was 15 runs short after their innings, but you can never discount Warne. He weaved his magic, interspersed with some rank long hopes, got rid of Sachin and Jayasuria. Also, he pulled a dramatic victory from a hopeless position when Mumbai Indians had to score just 6 in 9 balls with 3 wickets in hand. He tossed the ball to Munaf Patel, bought the field in and won with 2 runs to spare. He was also cool as a cucumber diving to save the Malinga drive and cooly tossing it to Munaf to effect the last run out. That he was able to ensure Munaf was behind the stumps to collect the ball itself speaks highly of his captaincy, for Munaf must rank amongst the most hopeless fielder in the world, barring none, who just thinks that his responsibility ends with bowling the ball alone. The ball Warne bowled to get Sachin LBW was a gem.
The guy should have been born an Indian. He plays with his heart and is so passionate that his tarzan style cry on winning the match, with him on his knees, arms raised was a joy to behold. Ajay Jadeja, on being queried by Sonali on NDTV mentioned that Warne may not have succeeded as Australian Captain, for Aussies play with logic but Warne plays with his heart may have been wrong. I still feel that it was Australias and World Crickets misfortune not to have seen Warne Captain a Test Team. Genius have a way of adapting to the siuation.
Management students can take a leaf out of Warne while studying leadership. He is a non conformist to the core. But he motivates, backs his youngsters, spots talent and leads from the front. Who said a leader has to wear Harrods suit, pin striped tie, sit in an ivory tower?
Thursday, 14 May 2009
Hilarious take on election symbols
http://www.rameshsrivats.net/2009/05/deconstruction-of-election-symbols.html
Wednesday, 13 May 2009
Long live the Indian Voter
There is something fishy about UPA and its antics this last one month.
Congress, many regional parties and Left formed a ragtag coalition that ruled India for the last 5 years. That the rule was a disaster is common knowledge. The treasury was healthy when they took over with Fiscal deficity manageable and coming down at 5%. After 5 years of profligacy, the Fiscal deficit is a whopping 10% and many hare brained social sector unproductive schemes to be provided for in the coming years.
But close to the elections, the constituents of the UPA started fighting with each other (deliberatively I would say). First left broke off on nuclear deal and started bitching the Congress. Then Mulayam, Ramdoss, Lalu, Paswan and all and sundry. This was deliberate as this ensured that during the campaign, UPA as a collective entity wont have to face unpleasant questions. Everyone was pointing fingers at the other resulting in peoples attention getting diverted from the real issues like Bijli, sadak, paani and other issues like Education, health care, plight of poor people, economic downturn etc etc.
Now that we are on the last day of polling, we see all these "estranged" parties cosying up to each other to save the "SECULAR CREDENTIALS' of the country. What a despicable joke!!
The exit polls will be out by the end of the day, though they have been spectacularly wrong every single time in the past. They will predict a neck and neck race, so that people will be glued to the TV on the counting day. It is a trick to increase TRP ratings. Dont fall for it.
I have refrained from predicting the outcome of the elections. But my assessment is that BJP led NDA will definitely be at least 30-35 seats more than the original NDA excluding Left and Mulayam. My guess is that NDA will touch 200 -205 seats, and dont be surprised if Congress ends up with around 110-120 seats, down from 135 last time.
Anyway Congress have their puppy dog as the President and will use all the tricks in the trade to come back to power. And dont be surprised if all those who broke away from Congress, flock around them to share the spoils.
But something tells me that we are in for a surprise this time around.
Indian voters have always been wise and have booted out non performers every single time.
Long live the voters
Tuesday, 12 May 2009
Who will bell this Cat?
Sunday, 10 May 2009
Electoral Amendments Required 2
Continuing my previous post on electoral and parliamentary reforms,
It is imperative that each MP be asked to maintain a formal office in his constituency and be available at least 7 days in a month to enable those who have voted him to power to meet him and give ideas and suggestions for improving the overall life in the constituency. Initially, people will come forward with only grievances, but over a period of time this shall become a forum for peoples participation in the development agenda for the constituency. In the modern age where technology runs roost, even if the MP cannot be physically present for these meetings for some reason (though I cannot understand why he cant be in his home constituency 7 days a month), he can still interact with his voters through video conferencing. Government can bear the expenses for maintaining official MP offices in each constituency. It will be worth it.
The most ridiculous thing of the elections is that it is spread over 45 days. In an era of Electronic Voting Machines (EVM), which was expected to expedite the voting and counting process, we have the hilarious situation of people having to wait for eons to know who has been elected. The elections have to be held all over India on a single day - period full stop. There should not be any other discussions on this. So many things can change in this dynamic world over 45 days. Remember when Rajiv Gandhi was assassinated half way through the 1991 elections. It created a sympathy wave which resulted in Congress coming back to power. This is unfair. The ostnable reason that Central forces have to be deployed for elections to ensure free and fair polling do not hold water. Not all constituencies are sensitive. In fact majority of the constituencies are peaceful. EC can identify those sensitive constituencies and deploy para military or even the Army to ensure orderly polling. Also, EC and the Supreme Court can set up fast track courts to punish those individuals and parties indulging in Electoral malpractices. They have to give exeplary punishment that will serve as a deterrant to those who capture booths or terrorise voters.
The next one is a little more controversial. The upper house- Rajya Sabha- has to be dissolved. Most of the States, who had similiar arrangements, Legislative Councils - have long since disbanded these Councils. Why not Rajya Sabha? It serves only as a tool to push in cronies of the political parties bosses and today more of a backdoor entry into the parliament for those who have been rejected by the people or those who are afraid to face the people. We had the ridiculous situation of the Prime Minister, Foreign Minister, Defence Minister and the Home Minister (for the most part) of the current Government taking the Rajya Sabha route. And that is 4 out of the top 5 ministers. This is absurd. It came to such a situation that the PM couldnt be censured in the Loksabha for breach of priviliege in the Nuclear Deal as 'he was not a member of the Lok Sabha'. How can one ensure accountability if the Lok Sabha cannot even query a Minister? Rajya Sabha has to go. I am aware that there are nominated members of the Rajya Sabha from different fields like Education, business, sports, arts etc, though their performance has been patchy to say the least. They can be accommodated as independant consultants for various parliamentary committees dealing with subjects of their areas of competence. Till Rajya Sabha is disbanded, a legislation can be brought saying those who are members of Rajya Sabha has to resign PRIOR to filing nominations for the Lok Sabha elections, and those who have failed in the elections for Lok Sabha SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED INTO THE RAJYA SABHA DURING THE TENURE OF THAT LOK SABHA..................to be contd...........
Friday, 8 May 2009
Electoral Amendments Required 1
That our electoral system requires an overhaul has commonly agreed upon. While the focus is on a major overhaul, which is not likely to happen in the current political scenario, there are minor, yet important changes that can be made without much ado. Let us try and discuss a few of them,
No Candidate should be allowed to contest in more than one constituency at a time. The current practice of candidates standing in multiple constituencies, winning in both, and then resigning from one of them leading to a needless bye election is a criminal waste of money. Why should we , the tax payers, have to pay for the insecurities of the politicians? The Election commission can easily modify the requirements on the eligibility criteria that ensures a candidate standing in only one constituency.
The parliaments tenure can be reduced to 4 years, instead of the current 5. Today, an MP or an MLA knows that he doesnt have to go back to the people for 5 long years and has absolutely no accountability. Having a referendum at the end of 2 years with an option on recall the MP/MLA will keep them on their toes.......................... to be continued
Sunday, 3 May 2009
Broad based discussion
Thank you Sir.
I need to make a clarification here. It was never my intention to demean Sri Rama. All I pointed out was a couple of minor flaws in an otherwise impeccable character. That, in fact, adds to the beauty of the charectarisation of Sri Raman.
Most of our epics have undergone changes over the centuries. In fact it is even possible that there could multiple authors over a few centuries. This is more noticeable in Mahabharatha.
Sri Raman is the nearest one can have to an ideal man.
One of my main grouse against how our epics are taught is that a student is not allowed to question. This should not be the case. My raising the point about Sri Ramans minor flaws encouraged the good Doctor to counter my view point. A health debate is the need of our society. It is through interaction that one broadens ones outlook.
I wish I get meaningful inputs in the comments section from my readers.
Blogging will be sporadic for a few days as I am pre occupied otherwise.
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