Railways will soon run bullet train _ Lalu ( oops! read it as BULLOCK TRAIN. Associatio nof ideas. Bullocks/Buffallos and Lalu go hand in glove from his days as CM/CM husband in Patna)
Presidents rule imposed in Jharkhand - (Pratibha Patil's famous (notorious) husband of the Sugarmill scam must be wringing his hands in glee at the prospect of the mineral rich Jharkhand under their control)
Nations's supporting terror must pay a heavy price - India - (Thought we had kicked out Ekta Kapoor serials. This looks like a megaserial. Nothing much changes)
Kalyan Singh's son can contest in Samajwadi Party Ticket - Mulayam Singh Yadav ( As if Kalyan Singh is interested. He might be if it is Madame Kusum Rai)
